nonomella:

my 6-year-olds were upset because i taught them ‘television’ and they were like NO TEACHER IT’S A TV

so i wrote ‘television’ on the board and highlighted “T” and “V” and they reacted like i’d just taught them the secrets of the universe

posted 5 hours agoJuly 23, 2014 with 120,243 notes - via / origreblog

basementdemo:

my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed 

posted 5 hours agoJuly 23, 2014 with 83,830 notes - via / origreblog

(Source: iiiarclight)

posted 5 hours agoJuly 23, 2014 with 121,372 notes - via / origreblog

funnuraba:

SHOUTOUT TO CATS FOR GETTING THEIR CLAWS STUCK IN THINGS AND THEN WHEN YOU HELP THEY GET OFFENDED THAT YOU TOUCHED THEIR PAW

posted 5 hours agoJuly 23, 2014 with 370,960 notes - via / origreblog

potassium-iodide:

I’m sure this is on tumblr somewhere. Refs. 

posted 15 hours agoJuly 23, 2014 with 36,184 notes - via / origreblog

princess-marco:

good animes to watch with ur family

  • Junjou Romantica
  • Sekaiichi Hatsukoi
  • Attack on Titan
  • Highschool of the Dead
  • Madoka Magica
  • FullMetal Alchemist
  • Death Note
  • Boku no Pico
posted 1 day agoJuly 22, 2014 with 6,062 notes - via / origreblog

(Source: watashi-akuma)

posted 1 day agoJuly 22, 2014 with 4,400 notes - via / origreblog
freckledcrow:

HOW IS THIS BOY SO CUTE WHAT THE HECK

freckledcrow:

HOW IS THIS BOY SO CUTE WHAT THE HECK

posted 1 day agoJuly 22, 2014 with 2,371 notes - via / origreblog

dantalionhuber:

OK JUST A BIG PSA FOR ANYONE LOOKING TO PLAY DRAMATICAL MURDER, OR ANY OTHER NITRO+CHIRAL GAME:

THEY. CONTAIN. RAPE. 

as in, literal, fully-detailed, rape. in both good and bad routes. there is also gore, cannibalism, decapitation, limb and eye removal, beastiality, some really gross meaty stuff, drug use, and a lot of other NASTIES.

PLEASE do not play the games if this content triggers you!!!! 

posted 1 day agoJuly 22, 2014 with 2,045 notes - via / origreblog
Germany: We've called this conference to solve the world's problems, not to fight about the problems of our past. And since I'm the only country who seems to know how to run a meeting, we'll follow my rules from here on out. Eight minutes each for speeches, no chit chat about side deals, and absolutely no going over the time limit. Now if you want to go, make sure you're prepared and raise your hand, but do so in a way that does not mock any salute of my country's past.
Italy: *raises hand*
Germany: Germany recognizes his friend, Italy!
Italy: chill
posted 1 day agoJuly 22, 2014 with 2,930 notes - via / origreblog